I take pretty pictures of cheap food and stuff.
What’s that about obese people being unhealthy? I can’t hear you over my gorgeous blood pressure (not that anyone’s health is your place to make a moral judgement).
He put his thing ie in my you know what and we did it.
An actual quote from an erotic fan fiction.
"…and we had sexxxxxxxxxxx"
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That tofu looks amazing. Any chance I could steal the recipe?
friday dinner- bbq tofu with peas and mashed potatoes
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“when did you change?”
When I get this question I get super duper confused.
I changed my underwear when I got home and my shirt around 2pm. Is this an acceptable answer?
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